I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.ĩ0. If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of, knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?Ĩ7. Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? – Amy NeftzgerĨ4. You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.Ĩ0. If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.ħ7. It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves…they tend to spill over. Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.ħ4. Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?ħ3. Like going to the movies on Friday night and seeing something fun. I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.Ħ8. Tuesday would be a lot cuter if it were Friday.Ħ5. Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm. Sorry, but I’m saving my “woo hoo” for Friday.Ħ2. If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don’t fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.Ħ1. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.Ħ0. Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.ĥ8. Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night. When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions. May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.ĥ4. Think we kissed but I forgot, last Friday night.ĥ3. Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops and we took too many shots. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now.ĥ2. Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you, for life.ĥ1. Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.ĥ0. There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.Ĥ8. Summertime sunshine barefoot in the moonlight.Ĥ7. Life is beautiful especially on Friday.Ĥ6. Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest. Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face yep, it’s Friday.Ĥ4. Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood. Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.Ĥ2. Share the love that was missing during the week. We’re totally going to sleep together.Ĥ0. Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor. People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. Where the heck were you on Wednesday when I really needed you?ģ7. You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.ģ2. Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.Ģ7. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.Ģ0. After such a long week, Friday never felt so fine.ĩ. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.Ĩ. Share them with your friends or print and hang them in your office to give you positive vibes for the following week! Enjoy! Funny Happy Friday QuotesĢ. We know you love Fridays too so we collated the funniest Friday quotes here. It’s the day of the week where people can finally relax, go party, and spend time with their family.